Ye Chen died suddenly after staying up late and traveled to the world of gods. He was blessed with the identity of a pauper monk and a five-year-old talkative daughter.
I wanted to make a living by setting up a stall as a salted fish, but I didn't know that my daughter was a level 10 scholar of "Zhe Tian"——
"My father destroyed the seven restricted areas with one hand!" "The Nine Dragon Coffin is his old man's car!" "Whenever the Heavenly Emperor's Fist is released, all saints have to call daddy!"
When the aboriginal people of Fengshen knelt three times and kowtowed nine times to Ye Chen, whose torn Taoist robe was stained with green onions;
When the leader of Tongtian came to him to review the script with "The Biography of Emperor Ye Tian";
When the system rewards continue to escalate as the daughter brags harder...
Ye Chen held the back of his daughter's neck and roared: "How many times have I told you! Those are all bedtime stories!"
Ye Xiaomeng held the candied haws in her mouth and tilted her head: "But dad really used 'Ji Zi Mi' to kill the roaring dog just now?"
[Warm reminder from the system: The host's combat effectiveness = the credibility of the daughter's bragging × the shock value of the onlookers]
So Chaoge City performs on time every day——
"About the fact that I relied on Tongyan Wuji to become the top figure in the three realms"
"Others rely on talent to practice cultivation, but I rely on my daughter to make the pie."
"Today is also the day to pay for the imagination of naughty children"
★Funny father-daughter show, I am a professional at cheating★
★When myths and legends turn into large-scale social death scenes★
——"Dad, should we visit the Porcelain Nuwa Palace tomorrow or fool Yuanshi Tianzun?"
——"... Put down the spicy sticks you want to feed Daji first!"
