[Urban Fantasy]+ [System]+ [Multiverse Hopping]
Bad reviews can get you killed, but five-star praise can slay gods.
One day, Mori received an order from Hell:
“Deliver an urn to locker No. 3 at the funeral home at 3 a.m. Note: Please smile when opening the locker.”
Bad Review Penalty: [Jinx Activated], call the boss bald, and every last hair falls out in front of everyone.
Good Review Reward: [Super Insulated Delivery Box], with an eloping saint from the cultivation world curled up inside.
When he was forced to deliver across universes:
He delivered a burger to Iron Man, and Ultron wiped out the world three days early;
He ran an errand for Shen Gongbao to deliver the Investiture of the Gods, and the Tongtian Cult Leader turned evil and hunted him down;
Hong Qigong refused to accept the roast duck, and the System warned: “Martial arts universe collapse detected. Please restart the world with a bad review.”
Even more terrifying were the “people”:
The lovesick hacker Ye Xiaokui was confined to a wheelchair, yet could rewrite the rules of the Supreme God with a virus;
The greasy site manager, Old Wang, was slacking off while a Five Thunder Talisman blasted an evil spirit’s head to pieces;
Until Mori discovered that
All the delivery riders’ memories were data fragments, and his 1,000th delivery was an “Execution Order for the Universe” placed by the Supreme God.
Now his delivery box held three things:
A Thanos Snap experience voucher, a USB drive containing the Tongtian Cult Leader’s Immortal-Slaying Sword Formation,
And a strike agreement signed by delivery riders across every platform.
“You have a new order, ”
“Choose:
A. Kneel and become a god, wiping out 99% of humanity in exchange for eternal life;
B. Ride your electric scooter and smash this world that treats bad reviews like dog food.”
