Chen Sanping, a gangster in Qingshui Town, has a secret: the "shooting stars chasing the moon" he realized while squatting on the roof and eating sesame seed cakes was actually the lost secret weapon skill of the Tang sect; the "spoon-turning hand" he created while making medicine for his grandma actually coincided with the secret skill of the crazy sword. This street boy who spends his days playing tricks on cats and dogs never thought that the masked girl he rescued was actually Ling Shuang, the crazy swordsman girl. He also didn't know that the looming Taotie pattern on his heart would affect the life and death chess game of the entire martial arts world.
When the bronze coffins of the Zishan Sword Sect ran over the ancient Miao border roads, and when the Thousand Machines Soul Guiding Formation recreated the "Qingshui Town" composed of the living dead, Chen Sanping was shocked... Twenty years ago, the Tang Clan was massacred, and the three hundred disciples turned into blood pool nutrients to refine the "Life and Death Gu" that controls the world. And from the moment they first met, he and Ling Shuang had become the most critical source of medicine in the Gu Cauldron.
In this absurd journey of rivers and lakes, there are magic weapons hidden in salted fish, secret books engraved on toilet boards, and a master who uses a leek box as a hidden weapon. Chen Sanping's green water sword in his left hand overturned the Purple Mountain Sword Formation, and the candied haws stick in his right hand solved the puzzle of the mechanism. In the pursuit and counter-attack, he gradually came to the truth: Ling Shuang's white hair is connected to the secret of the rebirth poison, Tang Xiaoju's mechanical heart hides the remnant soul of the first generation grandmaster, and the moldy tangerine peel in grandma's medicine cabinet is actually the key to suppressing the evil poison in the world...
From the Miao Gu Tomb to the Nanhai Jiange, from the lonely smoke outside the Great Wall to the Nine Netherworld, when Chen Sanping finally stood in front of the altar of Emperor Wu, he realized that the so-called "first man in the martial arts" was just a joke.
On the way to turning over, this salted fish boiled a pot of spirits mixed with hidden weapons and watched how the fireworks in the market cooked up the world.