Identify All Things, So Why Is All the Information Wrong?

Good news: I have a recognition System. Bad news: everything it identifies is wrong!

This is a world overrun by monsters. When I woke up one day, the world had changed. Not the world itself, but the world as I saw it.

I went to the hospital for a checkup.

Doctor: "You even have a tumor on your heart."

[Heart of the Emperor's Engine: Its pounding heartbeat can make all enemies who hear it feel fear. It has unparalleled intimidation. Your strength depends entirely on your enemies' imagination!]

I went to the supermarket to buy groceries and saw an octopus in a fish tank.

[Evil God: This is an Evil God in its infancy. Once it grows up, it will have the power to destroy the world.]

I got home and picked up a kitchen knife to prepare dinner.

[Godslayer: In the kitchen, you can call me a kitchen knife. I won't hold it against you. But outside the kitchen, you'd better call me Godslayer.]

All of that was still fairly normal. Then one day, Liunian opened the door, and a girl with twin ponytails was lying outside.

[Fully Loaded Motorcycle: This is a brand-new motorcycle with a complete set of features and perfectly balanced performance. Its dual handlebars are firmly in hand, its stability is maxed out, it's built to last, and you can ride it standing up.]

Liunian: "..."

There's something a little off about this recognition System!