From the Start, I Awakened the Ultimate Secret Art: Bullet Comments as My Shield

[First-person narration: readers beware] + [Do not read without a parent present] + [Non-combatants, please return to the main page]

“Defy heaven’s will, evade cause and effect; countless chains imprison my true self. Follow heaven’s will, accept cause and effect; only today do I know who I am. With one flash of enlightenment, I see my true self. Why fear the chains of the past? The chains of this world are but a dream; formless, shapeless, and without a self.”

From the comments, I learned that my life had long since been mapped out. Since I knew the script in advance, it was as if I’d been reborn. And since my life was going to be such a bumpy ride from beginning to end, don’t blame me for stirring things up. I’ll keep the good stuff and toss the rest.

What? The people in the comments don’t just reveal my life’s story, they also give me advice? Honestly, honestly, you’ve made things so hard for me...