“Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river! Never look down on a poor young man!” Dead for a thousand years, a newly awakened skeleton has nothing but a pair of underpants that haven’t yet crumbled to dust. He cries out, “Don’t look down on a poor middle-aged man! Don’t look down on a poor old man! Don’t look down on a poor skeleton!” See how he defies fate and changes his destiny!