Yun Yu, a non-chief in the world of immortality who had a gap in his teeth when drinking cold water, was finally struck by lightning for seven consecutive days, and finally got the [luck sale system] given by Bug. The biggest function of this thing is to let him pick up artifacts on the walk, take a bath to ascend to the realm, and know the secrets of falling off the cliff when being chased. It also comes with a gift of a saint girl from the seventy-two tribes who queued up overnight to submit an application for dual cultivation...
"System, what about cultivating immortality in a low-key manner as promised?"
"Host, the fart you just farted triggered the revival of spiritual energy, and the medicine garden next door became a spirit."
"... Remove that passive skill that automatically attracts female cultivators!"
Facing the Shura Field in the Immortal World that clocks in on time every day, the Jade Seal of the Kingdom that insists on being his cheap son, and the Sword Immortal Taoist Companion who always suspects that he has cheated on himself, Yun Yu holds "Five Years of Tribulation and Three Years of Simulation" in his left hand, and holds a kitchen knife from the Demon Lord's kitchen in his right hand, fighting his way through the popular search list in the Immortal World - # Fortune is too strong and being chased by heaven to pay taxes#, # realmsthought I was the king of the sea#, #'s Lightning Rod Shop is on sale for 50% off today#!
This book is also known as "About the fact that I became the favorite of the Three Realms by playing tricks", "You cultivators, can you please stop touching my waist all the time", "This system is obviously super powerful but is too dramatic". Warm reminder: Please do not cross the tribulation while watching, as you may easily get struck by lightning while laughing.
