Your social security payment for this month is already in arrears, please stop destroying the city immediately! "
When Shen Jianan received the warning text message from the city hall for the 18th time, he was squatting in the toilet cubicle, using the tail blade of the silhouette to descale the toilet.
——In this world where elf wallpapers determine the survival of civilization, legendary skills are just daily tools for social animals:
· Roasted sweet potatoes with the sacred fire of the Phoenix King and was fined 2 million by the fire department
· He used Kyogre to spray water on a street stall and was chased by Wang Dazhu next door for three streets.
· The most outrageous thing is the malfunctioning system, which always releases the underworld mission of "Using Mewtwo telekinesis to help the square dance aunt grab the C position"**
Until the "Eclipse Eye" focused on his ability to see through wallpaper textures——
"Can you villains tell me some basic rules?" Shen Jianan held up the strange wallpaper in the shape of a toilet pusher and collapsed and yelled:
"If you want to destroy the world, go find Arceus! I'm just a temporary worker who wants to work for social security!"
And the God of Creation whom he complained about was currently blocking the door in human form.
Su Misheng's fingertip lipstick streaked across the wall, drawing a blood bar across dimensions:
"Three minutes won't fix the torn Groudon wallpaper..."
"Tonight all the bathhouses in the city will erupt.
