[Hilarious School Life] [System Story] [Underachiever's Comeback] [Sweet Romance] [Satisfying, Cliche-Breaking Comedy]
“Other people transmigrate with a System. Why did mine show up to help the poor?!”
Lin Xiaogou, the famous underachiever in Senior Class 3, Section 7, has held the bottom spot in his grade for years. His motto in life is, “Exams? What the heck are those?”
Then, during a monthly exam, after drawing his 108th “Ultraman beating up Peppa Pig” on the test paper, he gets beaned right between the eyes by a piece of chalk thrown with deadly accuracy by his homeroom teacher.
“Host's cultural level detected to be below that of the Stone Age. The Literary Sage poverty-relief program is now activating!”
From then on, he is forced to bind himself to an outrageous Literary Sage System:
He can speak with effortless eloquence, but at random times he gets forced to recite The Domineering CEO Falls in Love with Me in front of everyone.
His fanboys multiply, but every day he has to field requests from relatives to “bless them with the touch of the Star of Literature”...
Su Yuqing, the class beauty, watches with her own eyes as the former underachiever lifts her chin with his right hand and says, “Woman, you're playing with fire,” then calmly recites a poem when the dean faints: “The moon rises over the Mediterranean Sea, and here at the ends of the earth, we share the same baldness.”
“Lin Xiaogou, are you a genius or a fraud?”
“If I say the System made me do it... would you believe me?”
The underachiever uses the System to show off, and the entire school ends up worshipping him. The principal even frames his nine-point math test as a sacred relic!
The aloof class beauty goes from suspicion to falling for him, never realizing that every time he flirts with her, the System is forcing him to do it!
“Anyone who wants to be a Literary Sage can have the job! Wait, does the class beauty actually like me?!”
