Other people transmigrate into a book and fall in love. I transmigrate into a book and become a human-shaped arsenal?
Shen Xing: Thanks for asking. I'm in the cultivation world, and I just blew up a pill furnace.
The System wants me to physically transcend the spiritual veins, but my weapons arsenal needs explosions to charge. So I spend every day waiting for pill furnaces to blow up, and successfully send the Lingxiao Sect's pill-room explosion rate soaring by 300%.
Later...
At the immortal sect tournament, the original heroine, Su Miaomiao, brings out her life-bound spirit sword. Shen Xing whips out an AK-47 instead. "Your Excellency, times have changed."
When the demons invade, the elders set up the Immortal-Slaying Sword Formation. Shen Xing shoulders a Dongfeng missile. "Young demon, I happen to have a physical transcendence package right here. Free shipping, dear!"
One day, Gu Hansheng, an old hand who had transmigrated into a book, finally corners his fellow transmigrator. "Fellow Daoist, is your System part of the male-oriented redemption bureau or the female-oriented comeback department?"
Shen Xing grins wickedly around a skewer. "Neither. I'm with the Clownish Demolition Bureau."
Behind her...
The alchemy cultivator senior brother is refining pills with a cannon, the talisman cultivator senior brother is drawing talismans with a Gatling gun, the sword cultivator senior brother is riding his sword while balancing on it, and the future Demon Venerable, who should be destroying the world... is helping the Primordial Immortal Sect steal cumin from a barbecue stall.
[Reader's Guide]
1. This novel is also known as "Those Years I Ran a Weapons Wholesale Business in the Cultivation World" and "The Light of the Righteous Path Shines on Missiles."
2. The unlock phrases for the heroine's weapons arsenal include, but aren't limited to, "I'll destroy you in the name of the moon," "Let me do the Domi to you," and "Back! Back! Back!"
3. Don't believe Shen Xing when she says, "I'm just going to borrow a little bit of luck." She can even pluck your spiritual veins until you're bald on top!
