Lin Xiaoman never dreamed that the "blessing" of staying in the confinement center for 48 consecutive hours would be to travel directly into an ancient nanny!
As soon as the left hand put down the modern milk bottle, the right hand had to change the coarse cloth diaper of the ancient little master.
While she was still complaining about the head nurse's painting, the system was bound to the "milk baby debt repayment KPI" - only if you have 10 babies older can you go home and receive a gift package worth millions in cash, a school district room, and beauty value.
But this system is a fighter among novices.
The "Vaseline" given was fooled by wild mountain oil, the medicinal powder to treat lactose intolerance had expired, and the only high-tech item was a broken clock that could read the temperature and humidity.
What's even more amazing is that ancient parenting routines can inspire modern caregivers.
Use boiling water to "force moisture" out of a baby with eczema?
Fumigating mugwort to cry for the young master who just finished feeding?
Are you called "squeamish" even for drinking goat's milk?
Lin Xiaoman was angry: "Learn about scientific parenting! Burping to cure crying, diluting complementary food, and controlling temperature and humidity - If the system cheats me again, I will sell your crappy ointment as an ancient fish in exchange for points!"
System (cheesy): "Come on, host! After completing the mission, you can also unlock the 'ancient version of the carrier', allowing you to carry three babies at the same time without any trouble~"
As a result, modern day laborers started the hard-core milk baby road in ancient times: using perilla leaves to pretend to be probiotics, using stone mortars as food supplement machines, and conquering the royal palace with their burping skills... I just want to ask: When will this shift get off work? !
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