"On the third day of Lin Feng's livestreamed survival trek in the Sahara, just as his survival knife pierced the heart of his hundredth pursuer, a mechanical voice suddenly blared:
[Red Alert System activated. First-purchase bonus: three T-34 tanks are being air-dropped]
Are transmigrators these days all this hardcore?
When an Italian armored division hit the brakes at the sight of Tesla coils rising behind the dunes, when Rommel's reconnaissance plane photographed Katyusha rocket launchers atop the pyramids, when Churchill received a report that a steel fortress larger than Berlin had appeared in the desert...
The whole world finally realized:
Some cheat-enabled maniac was using a Red Alert Construction Yard to plant flags all over the World War II map!
[Warning: Your oil reserves are enough to launch ten blitzkriegs]
[Congratulations on unlocking a hidden achievement: Use a V2 rocket to write “I was here” across the sky above Cairo]
[New mission: Within 72 hours, make the president of South Africa dance “Extreme Paradise” on a surrender document]
Now, choose your faction:
A. Block the English Channel with an aircraft carrier
B. Drift a Maus tank around Red Square in Moscow
C. Turn the Manhattan Project into a fireworks display
(System tip: Press D to summon Einstein to sing “The Internationale” for you)
