I've Cultivated the Heartless Way, So Is It Really Too Much to Ask for a Partner?

After failing to ascend ninety-nine times, He Miao, a disciple of the Hehuan Sect, turned her attention to the Heartless Path. She had heard this cultivation method was wickedly strange: the moment you chose to practice it, fate would drop a romantic partner into your lap, and there was no escaping. For thousands of years, not one person had graduated from the Heartless Path. It truly offered guaranteed matchmaking, complete with a wife, children, and a warm bed. To experience the bittersweet pangs of romance, understand what the words “Hehuan Sect” really meant, and finally ascend, He Miao resolutely chose the Heartless Path. The moment she joined, a man really did fall from the sky and land at her feet. He Miao was overjoyed. “A man! A living man!” [Stages of cultivation: Spirit Foundation, Spirit Gathering, Spirit Core, Spirit Illumination, Spirit Venerable, Spirit Immortal, True Immortal, High Immortal.] [Divine ranks, from lowest to highest: Moisture God, Supreme God, High God.] (An advertisement from the Hehuan Sect admissions office: Hey, friend! You’ve got an unusual constitution. Why not join the Hehuan Sect? Enroll today and get a free taming package, uh, a beast-taming package. We guarantee you’ll learn!) (As long as we cast a wide net and catch plenty of fish without letting them meet one another, the Hehuan Sect’s possibilities are limitless. What? You’re afraid of being exposed? No problem! Enroll today and get a set of little pills to change your appearance. They can even change your gender!) (Also, there have been rumors lately that our Hehuan Sect only goes after those dullards from the Heartless Path. So we’re spending an extra five coins to set the record straight: even if you’re not on the Heartless Path, you’re still a target.) All rights to the explanations in parentheses above belong to the Hehuan Sect admissions office.