Lin Jiujiu, a social beast who suddenly died in front of an Excel spreadsheet, was reborn in the Cyber City in 2077 and became the Inspector General of the Universe. Her weapon is a sauerkraut jar soaked in the tears of Martian miners, her armor is a gold toilet seat, and her special move is a quantum barrage compiled from the "Labor Law."
Fu Bao Group uses "Fu Bao chips" to convert workers' heartbeats into capital fuel and engrave gastric ulcers into overtime medals. Lin Jiujiu led a group of crazy comrades - the IT department fisherman who used a microwave oven to bake EMP, the post-00s hacker girl who embroidered the company's articles of association into toilet paper, and the blind embroiderer who carved shit and piss poems on the circuit board - overthrew the cyber heaven, melted the chairman's wig into gold thread, and marinated the capital's ashes into galactic snail powder.
From the stardust bombing of sour bamboo shoots to the quantum toilet seat trial, from free skateboard graffiti to the Zaun embroidered firewall, this is the rhapsody of social animals using muscle memory to beat the Fu Bao Group. When the golden toilet seat is wrapped around the throats of the capitalists, you will understand: every time a worker takes a paid shit, it is a romantic uprising against cyber tyranny!
(Cyberpunk version of "Journey to the West" + workplace version of "V for Vendetta", soaking up the coffin board of capital with hot Internet memes)
