God Advised Me to Lift the Table

[The heroine is too strong + all members have online IQ + slightly too many single arrows + there is uncertainty about whether there is CP + micro group portrait] Wen·Fang, the first person of the younger generation in mainland China to ascend to the upper world and an outstanding representative of hundreds of schools of immortality, was forced to stop by Heaven as soon as he ascended. He pressed on the clouds and opened his eyes to see the world. Just started Wen Fang: "Put me up, I want to ascend!" Tiandao: "Everyone has come..." To the end Wen Fang: "It's broken, why do hundreds of immortal families have two faces? Stop, those are natural sword bones, how can they destroy the foundation of human beings! Why do you stand by and watch as demons are raging in the world... Let me go, and I will teach them how to be a human being." Heaven's way: "Let's go" (a matter of one kick) ———— Recently, a restless person has appeared in the world of immortality. Whenever something big happens, there must be her. She likes to stir up troubles secretly, likes to discuss things with others, and also likes to poach people. Born with sword bones: "The sect bullies me and humiliates me. When I become stronger, I must..." (Blackened loaded version) Wen Fang: "Hey, I'll give you a chance to come with me." (Interrupting spell casting) Junior Sister Li who forgot her roots: "Just a mortal, just an outer sect, just a casual cultivator." Wen Fang: "It's just you, your grandfather's coffin board can no longer hold it." The best little poisonous cake: "Big Sister Howl~" Wen Fang: "This junior sister is so enthusiastic, so I came over to be the atmosphere team." Later, something went wrong, and the junior sister became a junior brother and even destroyed her own sect. Ps: This article is in a funny and light-hearted style, and some modern words will be used in some places.