Has the Cultivation World Finally Learned to Back Off?

Jiang Xiaoyu transmigrated, bringing along her pain-sensitive skin and her collection of savage comebacks.

In this cultivation world, which has been transmigrated into by overworked corporate drones so many times it's full of holes, sword-flying requires clocking in to meet KPIs, surviving tribulations means writing weekly reports, and even the Demon Lord has to shout "Back, back, back!" before chopping someone up. As luck would have it, that's exactly her life-saving trick.

The cultivation world's only "pain amplifier" makes her bleed at the slightest scrape, while lightning-struck fellow disciples leave her smelling like roasted chicken. When her workaholic senior brother Shen Bujuan waves a "Tribulation Schedule" at her and demands she compete in the rat race, Jiang Xiaoyu counters with pain-sharing: "Brother, have you ever felt menstrual cramps?"

From then on, the cultivation world tells tales of a pair of calamity-bringers:

One survives by conning the Heavenly Dao, sends the sect leader's wig flying at the spirit-testing platform, and uses A Guide to Postpartum Pig Care to summon tribulation lightning for grilled fish;

The other appears to work himself to death, but secretly tears up his schedule and has reincarnated seven times just to destroy the 996 cultivation system he founded.

When Jiang Xiaoyu discovers that her pain sensitivity is actually a Heavenly Dao bug detector, and matching cursed runes appear on Shen Bujuan's wrist, the truth hidden for a thousand years in the cultivation world finally explodes into the open:

The so-called immortal sects are nothing but collective shelters where transmigrated corporate drones can slack off;

The so-called Heavenly Dao was long ago split into a "workaholic" half and a "slacker" half, and is now arguing over a divorce settlement inside the heroine's head.

Now Jiang Xiaoyu has mastered the forbidden art of transferring pain. With her left hand, she pets the mountain-guarding divine beast bald; with her right, she redirects tribulation lightning to the Demon Lord to develop electric barbecue. Along the way, she stuffs System 857 (actually the hamster she accidentally raised to death) into Shen Bujuan's Excel spreadsheet: "Cultivation? Forget that! First, set my menstrual cramps to vibrate mode!"