A cross-dimensional revolutionary friendship between an overworked office girl and the Great Sage, Equal to Heaven
Overworked Lin Xiaoxia pulls an all-nighter revising a proposal and drops dead. When she opens her eyes again, she’s dangling from a crooked tree on Five Finger Mountain!
“Out with it! What demon dares disturb my nap?”
Staring at the golden-eyed monkey bristling in the crevice, she whips out the phone she transmigrated with. “Brother Monkey, don’t move! Say cheese! Click!”
The instant the flash goes off, the seal on Five Finger Mountain shudders!
From then on, the pilgrimage takes a wildly different turn:
• She uses specially made spray to drive back the flames at Flaming Mountain, and Red Boy tearfully begs her to be his godmother.
• She gives Tang Sanzang Bluetooth earbuds and puts the Great Compassion Mantra on repeat, maxing out the warning system for the tightening curse.
• She orders peach tree saplings online to take over the Mountain of Flowers and Fruit, then sells heavenly elixirs on livestream, moving over a hundred thousand a month.
When the Tathagata rebukes her for disrupting the laws of Heaven, the girl on the Somersault Cloud takes a sip of cola and smiles. “They say Sun Wukong can’t escape Five Finger Mountain, but you didn’t count on this: women in the twenty-first century are experts at breaking through the dimensional wall.”
★ The hilarious Journey to the West Survival Guide: If you can’t beat them, join them; if you can’t keep up, innovate!
★ Heart-pounding action: Who says a mortal can’t stand shoulder to shoulder with the Great Sage? The Golden Cudgel and the selfie stick, made for each other!
[Click to follow now and see how an office worker tames the Golden-Horned and Silver-Horned Kings with QR codes and gives the Jade Emperor his annual performance review in a PowerPoint presentation!]
This Journey to the West fanfic is awesome! It's simply a divine text for eating 😂! The author is very imaginative and the writing style is humorous and relaxed. It has redefined Journey to the West in my mind. I highly recommend it!
No, this novel made me laugh! 😳😳😳
Oops, I forgot to give a five-star review, so I'll add it right now!