Spiritual energy has run dry + unconventional cultivation + jealous, hapless couple
Shui Lingling was born unsuited to cultivation, and everyone thought she was useless.
With demons and monsters running rampant, her sect said nothing and simply protected her at every turn.
Everyone: “Please, Junior Sister, use your head!” Shui Lingling turned back in surprise. “Snacks? What snacks?”
Until one day, when a demon attacked, she split the sky with a single sword strike, revealing the chaotic spiritual light within her.
The cultivation world went mad. “Heavens! The spiritual embryo everyone has been searching for and coveting is that useless sword cultivator?!”
Shui Lingling hugged her pillow and burrowed under the covers. “I had no idea these cultivators... were even more perverted than the ones in storybooks!”
Her Third Senior Brother grabbed her and ran for their lives. Staring at the horns sprouting from his head, Shui Lingling's eyes widened in shock. “Senior Brother, it looks like something incredible is growing on your head!”
Chu Jianyue blushed and stopped her. “D-Don't touch them anymore!”