I'll Marry a Ghost While Others Catch Ghosts. I Can't Survive This Life.

Bao Bufan, a good-for-nothing Taoist priest from Longhu Mountain, peeped at his senior sister taking a bath and was expelled from the school. He relied on deceit and abduction to make a living. One day, I received an order to catch ghosts. I wanted to cheat money and run away, but Su Waner, a century-old ghost, forced me to sign a marriage contract: "Dare you cheat? Find out about the physical castration package!" During the day, he pretended to be a Taoist priest to catch ghosts, douse zombies with child urine, and catch monsters with great skills; at night, the ghost wife made him memorize the "Male Virtue Sutra" by her ears, and she would kneel down and break the coffin board if she looked at a female client one more time. But when the sexy matchmaker twists her waist and says, "Let's learn about dual cultivation and detoxification," the rich daughter Liu Ruyan spends money and frantically posts "Notice of spending a lot of money to seek a child"—— Su Wan'er went wild: "Marry them? I will make you widowed on the spot!" Bao Bufan held his head and ran away: "Daughter-in-law, calm down! I am yours in life, and your dead in death!" Until the memory of the past life awakens—— The senior sister who blocked his sword a hundred years ago and the female ghost who strangled his neck a hundred years later were actually the same person. "I cut out your heart to save you back then, but now it's not too much to do the practice of gouging out your heart, right?" Su Waner sneered as she pressed the tip of the knife against his chest. Bao Bufan approached the blade with a playful smile: "Okay, but you have to carve my name on your heart so that I can blackmail you in the next life." Daily updates are hilarious + sweet and sadistic, click to collect and unlock the daily life of the Taoist priest who commits suicide