Everyone Else Exorcises Ghosts, but I Marry Them. I Can't Live Like This Anymore

Bao Bufan, a good-for-nothing Daoist from Mount Longhu, is kicked out of his sect for peeking at his senior sister while she bathed. He scrapes by through scams and cons.

One day, he takes a job hunting ghosts. He plans to swindle the client and run, but the century-old vengeful ghost Su Wan'er forces him into a marriage contract: "Cheat on me, and you'll get the full physical castration package!"

By day, he pretends to be a Daoist and catches ghosts, splashing zombies with virgin boy's urine and taking on demons with high-powered gear. By night, his ghost wife yanks him by the ear and makes him memorize the Book of Virtuous Husbands. One extra glance at a female client, and he's forced to kneel on a coffin lid until it breaks.

But when a seductive ghost matchmaker sways her hips and says, "How about dual cultivation to cure your poison?" and the wealthy Liu Ruyan throws money at him with a notice proclaiming, "A handsome reward for anyone who can father my child"...

Su Wan'er goes on a rampage, her ghostly flames blazing: "Marry them? I'll make you a widower on the spot!"

Bao Bufan flees with his head in his hands: "Honey, stay calm! In life, I'm yours, and in death, I'm your dead man!"

Then the memories of his previous life awaken...

The senior sister who took a sword for him a hundred years ago and the female ghost who now grips him by the throat are one and the same.

"I cut out my heart to save you back then. Now, would it really be so wrong to cut out yours and use it to cultivate?" Su Wan'er says with a cold laugh, pressing her knife to his chest.

But Bao Bufan grins and leans toward the blade. "Sure, but carve my name into your heart, so it'll be easier to hold you to it in our next life."

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