A Cowardly Cop with Shaky Hands: Every Shot Hits a Nonvital Spot

The Underworld Judge of the police force, so scared his hands shake that he empties his magazine at suspects?

Trending across the internet: #ChickenheartedCop#. The black market offers a sky-high price for him:

"It's not his life that's on the line, it's the chance to get out a whole sentence before he empties his magazine!"

A rich second-generation driver who hit a colleague while street racing signs a confession in tears three days later, straight out of the ICU: "He drove an armored car and rammed me into a garbage dump, then said his hand slipped because he smelled alcohol!"

At a police commendation ceremony, Jiang Ming clutches his banner, shaking like he has Parkinson's: "The criminal was a full twenty meters away from me at the time..."

The chief stares at the ballistics report, the corner of his mouth twitching. All eight shots hit the ankles, and the bullets spelled out "surrender" on the asphalt!

In the counseling room, the chief says, "This is the third blood-polished bottle of blood pressure pills this month. Jiang Ming, what exactly..."

Jiang Ming: (his hand shakes tactically, spilling half a box of bullets) "S-sir, I can't control it..."

The Nobel Peace Prize committee holds an emergency meeting through the night!

"Sure, he's never killed anyone, but the nomination says he 'pioneered the nonlethal school of physical persuasion.' Is this... is this damn thing even scientifically sound?"