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After delivery boy Jiang Xiaole was struck by lightning, he unlocked the most unorthodox beast-control system in history - the way to gain power was to let the entire universe accompany him to death!
"Add smoky makeup to the Lord of the Abyss and get a demonic manicure set as a reward!"
"Let the mechanical god memorize Tang poetry and unlock the cyber swordsmanship!"
"Use fart sound waves to shatter the examiner's wig, and the battle pet beauty attack module has been activated!"
While other beast masters were fighting for their lives, Jiang Xiaole was dancing around the crater with his snow phoenix battle pet;
When the dark forces wanted to destroy the world, he put pink bunny ear hairpins on the villain BOSS;
Even the final battle requires a bug to summon the nine beast-eared girls, forcing the will of heaven to become an electronic pet.
"System warning: It is detected that the host's skin thickness exceeds the allowed limit!"
"Stop scolding! If you hadn't forced me to be a comedian, could I have covered an alien battleship with two-dimensional pain patches?"
From the academy examination to interstellar hegemony, from the end of time to the parallel universe, the three rooms and one hall built by Jiang Xiaole with his toes will eventually create a dynasty of jokes from all over the world!
Reader comments
It's very funny, basically the chapters are funny, and the style is quite unique. It's my first time contacting it.
It's very funny, basically the chapters are funny, and the style is quite unique. It's my first time contacting it.