While everyone else works themselves to death, I become a god by lying flat
After the workaholic who'd been refined in an alchemy furnace was reborn, she bound herself to a slack-off System. Her lazy, lie-flat lifestyle drives the mighty figures of the Three Realms collectively to the brink of a breakdown. The rice she drops while eating turns out to be ancient spirit seeds, the bed she crushes while sleeping sprouts a Tree of Enlightenment, and even her yawns release immortal mist that cleanses the marrow!
On the day she was reborn, Su Ruanruan crushed her top-grade spiritual roots and shot to the top of the immortal internet's trending list: #Shocking! Good-for-nothing Five-Element Roots made an elder grow cat ears#. From that day on, the cultivation world's style took a bizarre turn
At the sect tournament, she uses salted fish as a weapon, reflecting sword energy until the chosen prodigies kneel and sing “I Surrender”;
In the immortal-demon war, she sets up a hot pot in the middle of the battlefield and grills tribulation lamb skewers so delicious they make the Demon Venerable cry with envy;
On the Execution Platform, eight elders lock her pipa bones, only to watch her munch on a chicken leg and summon a heavenly tribulation that smells of barbecue. Grease droplets blossom on the ground, blasting their scheme to pieces.
Demon Venerable: “Where's my world-destruction plan? Who said you could use it to prop up a table?”
The Immortal Emperor sneaks out in the middle of the night to pick up the straw mat she slept on: “This object... holds the lingering warmth of the Great Dao.”
Her once-dark childhood friend grips the poisoned hairpin she left behind in her past life: “I'll handle the dirty work of killing.”
When everyone begs her to cultivate and save the world, the void tears open
The Heavenly Dao, exhausted from working overtime on a 996 schedule, rushes over in tears: “Please, come back to work! Your original self is begging you!”
Su Ruanruan skewers the Heavenly Dao's seal on an iron skewer: “What's the rush? Let's grill something first.”
Immortal Emperor in women's clothes / sword spirit dancing / divine beasts pole-dancing
The whole cast's inevitable change of heart: Today they call her a good-for-nothing, tomorrow they'll beg to be slapped in the face by a salted fish.
I used to work myself to death for your sake. This time, I'll work the whole cultivation world to death
“, by lying flat.”
It's a new book. Not many people have read it so far, so I haven't seen any comments. But if this quality continues, it will become popular sooner or later. Humorous, exciting, and not cliché.
A novel theme, cybernetic cultivating immortality, very interesting