Programmer Li Goudan died suddenly from overwork and unexpectedly got bound to the “God of Office Workers” System. He was tossed into the immortal realm to serve as Heaven’s technical consultant in the human world.
The Jade Emperor wants to livestream his cultivation? Load him up with a glowing beauty filter!
King Yama is setting up underworld servers? Use Lady Meng’s soup as coolant!
The Queen Mother is launching an immortal version of If You Are the One? A few lines of code send the Howling Celestial Dog straight to the top of the matchmaking list!
With the Book of Life and Death in his left hand and a thermos of bubble tea in his right, Li Goudan uses bugs to fight the rules of the Three Realms:
The Heavenly Court audit team is investigating fake accounts? Just implant a “sudden death” bug and make the server sing “Borrow Me Five Hundred More Years from Heaven”!
The Buddha of the Western Heaven wants to ferry bubble tea to enlightenment? Quantum delivery sends the Jade Emperor’s face mask straight to Thunderclap Monastery!
The Immortal Games have turned into a public embarrassment? The hurdles course automatically switches to a bubble-tea swamp!
When the Jade Emperor’s glowing face mask becomes a top-tier star across the Three Realms, King Yama’s videos in women’s clothes flood the underworld forums, and Sun Wukong’s hair-clone army overwhelms the livestream comments, Li Goudan squats in the server room eating spicy strips and sneers: “There’s no client a bug can’t handle. And if there is, I’ll just write ten more Easter eggs.”
After all, wherever you work, you have to make your boss understand:
Code can make you immortal, and bugs can patch the heavens, but don’t expect me to earn good karma for you!
