I Crush the Immortal Sects of Ten Thousand Years with Tang and Song Poetry

[Explosive twists + poetry goes wild + no saintly heroine]

Feng Buhan transmigrates into the most miserable abandoned son of a cultivation sect. The moment he opens his eyes, his legitimate mother is pulling out his bones and his own younger brother is feeding him poison.

His original self clutches his birth mother's wooden hairpin until death, all just to beg his father for one last glance

"Whoever wants to be a simp can have the job!" He kicks over the funeral hall and tears up the family genealogy in front of everyone. "Even the tiles of the Jiuxiao Sect have cleaner hearts than you!"

Other people cultivate by taking pills. He relies on three thousand Tang and Song poems!

Drunk, he writes "Bring in the Wine," and an illusion of a Kunpeng smashes through the Heavenly Dao's restrictions. When they're forced to poison him, he responds by reciting "Song of the Lime," and his noble spirit burns through his legitimate mother's fate chart!

The scions of great families mock him for having no cultivation?

"Laughing skyward, I walk out the door, " The instant his poem is complete, he rides a golden roc straight up ninety thousand miles. "I've written more poems than you've eaten grains of rice!"

The demon saintess unfurls all nine of her tails for him, and the ancient ancestor of the demonic sect dies when his poetic soul shatters.

The Jiuxiao Sect kneels and begs him to acknowledge his ancestry?

He hurls "Inscription of a Humble Dwelling" at them and brings down their mountain gate. "This filthy road to immortality isn't worth half a pot of my rough wine!"

When "The Road to Shu Is Hard" cleaves open an ancient secret realm, and "Man Jiang Hong" summons the thunder of heavenly punishment

Feng Buhan lifts his wine jug and curses the Heavenly Dao with a laugh:

"Who says a liberal arts student can't become an immortal? Watch me use a single poem to sever the ages and cut down reincarnation!"

[Highlights]

★ Poetry-powered face-slapping: Li Bai, Du Fu, and Su Shi go wild in the cultivation world!

★ An unconventional comeback: No golden finger, just a total cultural smackdown!

★ A shocking mystery about his origins: His birth mother's keepsake holds the fate of the Three Realms!

★ A love-triangle warning: The aloof demon saintess, the sharp-tongued female emperor who cultivates through music, and the reborn ancestor of the immortal sect all go mad for poetry!

"I have a poem that can command the mountains, rivers, sun, and moon, and bury all the gods and demons in the heavens!"