Who Let This Madman Cultivate Immortality?

[Modern Cultivation] [Lighthearted] [Goofy] [No CP]

[A fun, cheerful story, written and posted as I go. It's goofy from start to finish, with new jokes added on the fly. Read at your own risk.]

In a year of bad luck, Ning Suian decides to climb a mountain to change her fate. She fails to change it, but unexpectedly embarks on the path of cultivation.

However, cultivation in this world is nothing like she imagined.

The Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect is actually a famous internet influencer?

Sword cultivators really can't afford to eat?

Why do the demonic beasts have to memorize the Core Values?

Why is the pill cultivators' manual called The Pill Dao Explained: From Beginner to Buried?

And who was the genius who wrote Five Years of Qi Refining, Three Years of Foundation Establishment?

This isn't scientific! This isn't even cultivation!

This isn't the world of cultivation I imagined!