The Great Villain of the Three Kingdoms

In the final years of the Eastern Han, powerful clans rose up, warlords fought for supremacy, and the people suffered terribly.

Reborn in an age of chaos, I became a disciple of the Immortal Nanhua and obtained a wordless heavenly tome. With my sword pointed at the world, I would fight for the Central Plains.

Without Liu Hao, the Han would be lost in endless night. I would drink with beauties at my side and wake to command all under heaven.

I would recruit Zhang Jiao, subdue Lü Bu, lure Zhang Xiu to my side, and force Cao Cao to yield;

I would turn against Tao Qian, destroy Yuan Shao, kill Liu Bei, and sweep away Sun Quan;

All the warlords would be as nothing to me. With iron horses and weapons of war, I would pacify the Central Plains.

I would marry Mi Zhen, tease Diao Chan, take Cai Yan, and win over Huang Yueying;

I would seize Fu Shou, claim the Qiao sisters, take Zhen Mi, and capture Ma Yunlu.

Let three thousand beauties bloom in all their splendor: when they see me, they too must bow their heads!

I, Liu Hao, the Martial Emperor who revived the Han, swear this oath: I will give my life to save the people from peril and prop up the crumbling empire.

Within, I will punish traitors; beyond our borders, I will subdue the barbarians. I will spread the nation's might across the four seas and extend the Han dynasty for five thousand years.