Playing an Ordinary Cultivator, but the Protagonists Are All Unhinged

[Everyman Cultivator] [Survivalist Way] [Comedy] [Scheming] [Absurd] [Dark] [Mind Games] [Slow Pace, Be Patient]

After transmigrating, Lu Ren awakens the Everyman System and begins a series of missions where he has to play the role of an ordinary passerby.

But after a while, he runs into a few problems.

[What should I do when I meet a frosty sect Saintess and get a mission to pursue her as an ordinary passerby?]

"Obviously, pursue her like crazy! Only an idiot would pass up a good opportunity!"

[But what if I think I've failed to win her over, only for her to suddenly start making snide remarks about her fellow disciples and flail around throwing punches?]

"Uh... Then I'll switch to another mission!"

[Later, I get a mission to listen to a villainous senior brother preach, but the problem is, he talks way too much.]

"That's great! That's great! Villains die because they talk too much!"

[But he incites his junior brothers and sisters to defy the sect elders, and the elders teach him a lesson with three punches.]

"Uh! Then I'll switch to another senior brother. Aren't there any decent people around?"

[There are, brother, there are! A genius has joined our sect. He cultivates incredibly fast, and he's a good person!]

"That sounds great!"

[But he was born a mortal and grew up poor. He's so miserly he'd rather die than spend a single spirit stone, and he has a peculiar taste for food.]

"Forget it, I'll switch to someone else. Are there no normal people around?"

[There's a cultivator who can't even bring himself to kill a chicken or a duck. He cultivates incredibly fast.]

"He's a bit of a bleeding heart, but the cultivation world is full of bloodshed, intrigue, and schemes. Surely he can change in time!"

[He's a demonic cultivator who practices demonic arts.]

"..."

[There's also a miracle-working doctor who heals the sick and saves lives without ever putting on airs.]

"Hey! This