Once She Gets Divorced

He asked, only half joking, “Mom, are you and Dad really that open-minded? If I wanted to date a married woman, would you accept that too?”

“Are you trying to get yourself killed?” Meng’s mother smacked him on the back, then landed several more blows. “You must be asking for it. What do you mean, ‘a married girlfriend’? That’s a mistress! You’d better have a normal relationship. If you dare become a homewrecker and break up someone’s family, I’ll break your legs!”

In the middle of the night, Meng’s mother sat bolt upright. “He wouldn’t really go and find himself a married woman, would he?”