[Surface salted fish·Hidden devil·Mathematical cultivation·Interdimensional slap in the face]
"You can retire after completing this mission, right?"
Lin Xiaoman raised her middle finger to the void for the 108th time. She just wanted to get a diploma from Xiuzhen University, but she was bound to be a "karma restorer" by a bronze bracelet she found in the second-hand market. A high-risk warning appears on the system taskbar:
▷ Use the Pythagorean theorem to crack the soul-eating array and unlock 0.01% Of past life memory as a reward
▷ Engrave Cthulhu runes on the cyber mech, and come with a fragment of the God-killing weapon design.
▷ Help the interstellar gods to reinstall the anti-virus system. Friendly reminder: "The Tiandao firewall is 89% damaged."
While her classmates were still reciting "Introduction to Spell Programming", she was using the Lorentz equation to rewrite the rules of the world of cultivation. With her left hand, she was stroking the irritable rabbit sword spirit of the swordsman brother, and with her right hand, she was writing a leave request for the God-killing missile of the CEO of the technology group - until she found a portrait of herself from a thousand years ago in the mission reward.
"It turns out that the devil who shattered the three realms is myself?"
To make matters worse, the system started to push strange prompts: [Version too low! It is recommended to uninstall the patch "Tiandao Seal" immediately]
And the genius sword cultivator who always made her cry with his sword energy was pressing the blood-stained sword tip against her neck: "Senior sister, your spiritual power fluctuations... Are very similar to the wanted criminals in the Guixu Forbidden Territory."
Now, please select——
Study of salted fish lying flat and sliced❎
Tear off the seal and restart the Demon King's authority✅
