How Do I Deal with Every Man in the Universe Wanting to Marry Me?

[Top, atypically weak top, mutual pampering with a bias toward the top, the bottom is rough around the edges]

Lin Xiu, the only male insect and Alpha in the entire universe, has one problem: What’s he supposed to do when men keep fighting over him?

“Obviously, love everyone equally!”

[No control-group fans allowed. Bottom fans, don’t read. Top fans, proceed at your own discretion.]