Carl, the top-ranked player on the ladder, is reborn on the continent of Elysia with the Dota System. All he wants is to enjoy a life of romance with beautiful women from every race and talk about the meaning of life. So why do fools keep coming to get themselves killed?
“Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have acquired the skill Essence Shift: your mental energy will never run out.”
“Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have acquired the skill Voodoo Restoration: use mental energy to heal wounds.”
Carl: I'm a bug. Can't you people tell?
Bystander: Why the hell didn't you say so sooner!
