I’m Stealing Catchphrases in Water Margin

Food delivery rider Jiang Hao saves someone and transmigrates, only to wake up with Ximen Qing raiding his home? Luckily, he awakens the Trait-Harvesting System! He steals Wu Song’s [Three Bowls Before the Ridge] and challenges Lu Zhishen to a drinking contest, then nabs Yan Qing’s [Wrestling Mastery] and takes Jiang Menshen down with a single move. He only wanted to make money and restore his family’s fortunes. Who could have guessed that four female heroes would take turns causing trouble for him? A lovesick princess insists he become her consort, bisexual Hua Sanniang chases him down demanding he take responsibility, Fang La’s younger sister has prophetic dreams and reveals how everyone will die, and a Western Regions holy maiden keeps trying to trick him into fathering a mixed-race baby! Jiang Wei clutches his System and wails: So much for a serious historical drama!