As everyone knows, a hatchling will take the first thing it sees for its mother. So who would the first person I, Qiong, see when I woke up in the game? That's right: not Kafka, since she deleted her account, but Dan Heng, whom March 7th pushed aside! So it's perfectly normal for me to call Dan Heng “Mom,” and just as normal to pin him down and try to nurse. If I'm malnourished, it's only natural to find other moms, like Wedding-Dress Tomato or Sunglasses Eggplant. If I'm going to go crazy, I might as well get it all out from the start. I'll just grab Dan Heng by the leg and yell “Mom!” Skip everything that came before: I need to torment Dan Heng immediately. All right, crazy time is over. My cheat is a character screen, and I can also use a four-person party in battle, switching appearances whenever I want. Even if someone doubts that Dan Heng and I are mother and child, I'll transform into Dan Heng on the spot, grab Dan Heng's leg, and yell “Mom!” Just thinking about it makes me happy. Later, I'll get Bailu and use the power of the High Elder to go around blasting the Dragon's Disciples. That'll be a blast. Or I could play General Jing Yuan and have the Divine Foresight pass by Fu Xuan. Just imagining it gets me hyped! Of course, don't get your hopes up. I'll be setting off at a leisurely pace this time. I absolutely won't rush. Erm, I'll try not to rush. It probably won't be that fast, right?
Leziwen Lezi people, I just came to see you and have fun!