A female CEO barges into the Three Kingdoms. No martial arts, no romance, no CP. Generals, leave your names behind when you come to serve: I am Lu Lingqi, CEO of Donghai Commandery.
Guan Hai: “This is a robbery. I want fifty thousand jin of grain.”
Lu Lingqi: “Guan Hai, right...? This is your first time robbing someone, isn't it?”
“Yeah. So what?”
Lu Lingqi: “Ah... a fresh graduate bandit. You dare ask for fifty thousand jin of grain right off the bat? What kind of times do you think these are? Even a veteran commander with ten years of experience raiding supply camps only dares ask for five thousand jin. You're some amateur bandit fresh out of the wilds, and you ask for fifty thousand jin. I can't give you grain, but I can give you an internship certificate. If someone checks your references later, I can recommend you as an experienced bandit. Anyway, I have to get going.”
“Why did you send a signal?!”
“Why did you interrupt me while I was sending the signal? Great, you blocked the supply route. Now I can't give you the grain.”
“Then I'll kill you.”
“Hey, hey... big... brother... take it easy. I know hotheaded bandits like you love bringing order to a chaotic age. But... my career is on the rise right now. If you take a little less from me today, once I become a female overlord, I'll remember the bandit who robbed me. Come work for me, and you'll get five kinds of insurance, a housing fund, and double pay at the end of the year.”
Lu Bu: “Daughter, your father is proud of you.”
Cao Cao: “A son should be like Sun Quan, and a daughter should be like CEO Lu.”
Liu Bei: “I am a descendant of the Prince of Zhongshan.”
“I'm a descendant of Lü Buwei. Don't give me that crap, old man. If you want to fight, then fight. What's the point of bringing up your ancestors now?”
Lu Lingqi: “So you're the one they call Sun of Ten Thousand, huh? Take this spear, you bastard!”
