[Transmigrate into a book + System + silly and lighthearted + shameless schemer + unhinged story + happy cultivation]
Xu Yi, a veteran schemer of ten thousand years, had just retired when she transmigrated into a cultivation romance novel as the incredibly resilient second senior sister, a mere tool of a character.
From the start, she was bound to the Sect Revitalization System!
She immediately ran for it and joined the dirt-poor Qingxiao Sect instead.
Little did she know, every last member of the sect was fated to die, and the sect leader was so broke he was practically ready to sell himself.
Want to get rich? First, become shamelessly slick!
Want to change your fate? Don’t worry about saving face!
Xu Yi: Fellow cultivator, I can tell your spirit stones and I are destined to be together.
Xu Yi: This thing clashes with me. If I don’t take it away, it’ll surely cause disaster.
Xu Yi: You vile beast! Running into me today is the greatest fortune of your life!
Armed with a copy of The Cannon Fodder’s Handbook, Xu Yi joins forces with all kinds of cannon fodder to snatch the male and female leads’ opportunities!
Cannon fodder flock to Qingxiao Sect, and it flourishes, though its traditions take an increasingly strange turn.
The saintly second senior sister becomes a ruthless enforcer who recognizes no one.
The third senior brother, a demon spy, becomes a beacon of righteousness.
The fourth senior brother, a lovesick simp, starts teaching classes on resisting manipulation.
The newly recruited junior sister, a hopeless romantic, devotes herself to breaking up couples!
Even more terrifyingly, the head of the Heavenly Secrets Pavilion rallies everyone around math, physics, and chemistry.
The aloof Buddhist monk from the Empty Temple starts working abacuses in the street.
As for the first and youngest senior brothers…
First Senior Brother: Whatever you want to do, Junior Sister, I’ll do it with you!
Youngest Senior Brother: Junior Sister is always right. Anyone who disagrees is wrong!
Everyone: Xu Yi is always right!
Xu Yi: Heaven above, judge who’s loyal and who’s false! I just wanted to revitalize the sect, so why does this feel like a pyramid scheme?!
It's beautiful, thank you to the author!!!