[Hot-tempered Scientific Taoist x Eldritch Contamination x Cybernetic Heavenly Court] "Call me Brother Jian! Call me Immortal Elder again, and I'll give you a perm with my thunder magic!"
When overworked Taoist priest Liu Guojian was struck by heavenly tribulation and sent to another world, he still had his notebook, Five Years of Tribulations, Three Years of Immortal Cultivation, tucked in his arms. Faced with demons and ghosts filling the skies, he hefted a crackling electric peachwood wrench and set up the wildest exorcism business in the wilderness: A Hard-Core Taoist Temple Business Guide
✓ The River God demands young boys and girls as sacrifices?
→ He whips out the Talisman for Postpartum Sow Care: "Superstition is no good. Scientific pig farming keeps you safe!"
✓ An evil god's corruption devours a village?
→ He sets up a pill furnace for hot pot: "Excess yin energy? Swish your tripe for seven seconds to handle any trouble!"
✓ Believers plead with every god in heaven?
→ He livestreams thunder magic to generate electricity and upgrade the grid: "Burning incense can't beat burning graphics cards. Fill your incense meter and get a Five-Thunder Strike package for free!"
Rebel Crew Lineup
• Jiang Xiaoyu: A contaminated experimental subject from the dragon race, a research maniac who studies eldritch cells under a microscope and writes rap using the Book of Changes
• Mo Jiuli: A cybernetic Lu Ban with a Heavenly Court chip implanted, a daredevil who modifies peachwood swords into Gatling guns and turns exploding puppets into fireworks
• Nameless Sword Spirit: A severe social phobic who only dares possess a robot vacuum. In battle, its BGM automatically switches to the DJ version of the Great Compassion Mantra
System Cheat Guide
► Kill a pig demon and get a [Jiaolong-Skin Power Bank]; slay an evil god and obtain the Mecha Repair Guide
► Believers shouting "Brother Jian is awesome" reduce cooldowns; incense points can be exchanged for a black powder formula
► Three uses for the pill furnace: hot pot / warding off evil / a Cybertronian portal (use with caution)
As a crimson rift split open across the sky, the mechanical Divine General began broadcasting, "Heavenly Court...
