[Strange stories about rules + cycle of rebirth + mentally ill male protagonist + fun funeral series]
On the seventh day of the blood moon, Lin Mo discovered that something was wrong in this apocalyptic world.
He has been reborn thirteen times, with a cursing urn in his left hand and a mutated cat master lying on his right shoulder, driving a hearse through the realm of rules. While others were trembling in the crowd of zombies, he held up a selfie stick and shouted wildly: "Old fellows, cremate the zombie aunties who danced in the square today, and let the rockets fire up!"
The "serious person system" continues to act like a monster:
· After dancing in the Pure Land in the morgue, you will be rewarded with [Meng Po Soup Pearl Milk Tea]
· Comb Sadako's double ponytails and unlock the [anti-harassment mode for ghost calls]
· Use the suona to play the "Nuclear Explosion Divine Comedy" to summon Guan Erye's mecha to come.
While other survivors were busy trying to survive, Lin Mo auctioned off the ghosts in the live broadcast room: "Free shipping but no after-sales service! This lady with a cleft lip is sweet and can be controlled. Order now and get a 40-meter-long tongue cleaning service!"
Until he found ten different versions of himself in the freezer of the funeral home:
· Immortal version of Lin Mo: The golden elixir is made into octopus balls
· CyberGrimmer: USB hand warmer plugged into the brain-computer interface
· Cthulhu Linmo: There is a "VIP card for breakfast stall" hanging on the tentacles
A bloody barrage suddenly crossed the screen: "Welcome to Timeline No. 144, Kill other live broadcasters and become the only surviving anchor!"
Lin Mo looked at himself in the mirror and turned into a cross-dressing boss. He transformed the chainsaw into a microphone: "Dear audience friends, the next performance is to tear apart high-dimensional creatures with your hands!"
(This book is also called: "Rules Cause Disaster: My Funeral"
