Musashi (holding a loudspeaker): "Listen up! Today's plan is to kidnap Pikachu, rob banks, and blow up gyms!"
Kojiro (turning through his notebook): "But the system said... The money from bank robbery will be automatically transferred to the orphanage, bombing the gym will trigger the environmental protection shield, and kidnapping Pikachu will help it evolve..."
Meowth (crazy): "What the hell is this setting, Meowth! We are villains! Now even for kidnapping, we have to write a "Pokémon Mental Health Assessment Report" first, Meowth!"
[Ding! Justice points +100! Unlock the "Holy Light Shield Beast" experience card!
Musashi (throwing the Poke Ball): "Who wants this kind of reward! I just want to be a bad guy!"
Kojiro (holding flowers): "But the orphanage gave us a banner...'The kindest robber'?"
Meow Meow (covering face): "It's over, Meow Meow. If Boss Sakaki knows that we upgraded by helping the old lady cross the street, Meow Meow will throw us to feed Gyarados!"
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When the trio discovered the ultimate curse of "doing bad things = being forced to save the world", they decided to use the craziest means to fight against fate:
Musashi (laughing wildly): "Since robbing banks is considered charity, then rob the treasury of all black-hearted companies!"
Kojiro (bowing gracefully): "Kidnapping legendary Pokémon? No, we just help them find a psychiatrist~"
Meow Meow (holding up the chainsaw): "Get out of the way Meow Meow! I want to use the antimatter engine to give the Earth a pretty face!"
[System prompt: Excessive justice is detected, reward "Arceus Blessing" - be a good person in the next life!
The trio (holding their heads and crying): "It feels so disgusting!!!"
