Rideshare Driver: What's Wrong with Driving a G-Wagon and Picking Up Only Beautiful Women?

[System] + [Global Livestream] + [Uphold Justice] + [Fight for the Nation] + …

Xu Yan wakes up to find himself competing in a reality show called The Incognito Tycoon. The prize is a hundred million dollars and a national treasure of the Dragon Nation!

His rivals include Ma Sike, Gai Ci, and Ku Ke…

And his first job is as a rideshare driver.

Beautiful woman: “Driver, I just bought a new Balenciaga bag, and I left it in your car.”

Xu Yan: “Hey, the signal’s bad. You left your family tree in the car? I didn’t see it.”

Beautiful woman: “No, I mean two pairs of stockings, one black and one white.”

Xu Yan: “There really is a sour-pickle smell in here! Found them!”

Beautiful woman: “Could you stop joking? I haven’t even worn them yet! Honestly! Could you bring them over to me?”

Xu Yan: “I’m busy picking up fares. Meet me at 9 p.m. in the presidential suite at the Bulgari Hotel!”

Beautiful woman: “Which room in the presidential suite?”

Xu Yan: “Room 888!”

Handsome man: “Hello, driver. The last four digits of my number are 4567.”

Xu Yan: “Sorry, buddy, you got in the wrong car.”

Handsome man: “No, I didn’t. I checked the model before getting in. It’s a Mercedes-Benz G63, license plate Jin A88888. I’m in the right car.”

Xu Yan: “Are you done yet? Get out, now. I don’t drive men around!”

Handsome man: “Who says you can’t?”

Xu Yan: “The System does! Take it up with the System!”

Handsome man: “I’m in a hurry. I need to get home and catch my wife cheating!”

Xu Yan: “I’ve got you, brother. This System of mine is such a pain. How about you hop in the trunk?”

Handsome man: “Why is there already someone in your trunk?”