[The body is a substitute fish, stained with the blood of the Holy Buddha]
"The day I fell to the bottom of the quicksand river, the three worlds were acting out a show——"
Heaven said "I" broke the glass cup, Buddhism said I swallowed the golden cicada, and the Wu clan said I should be the reincarnation of Gonggong.
But I'm just a kind-hearted, handsome, silly fish who loves to be praised.
On his forehead is a golden hoop given by Tathagata himself, and around his waist is a belt given by the Jade Emperor.
Every calamity passed during the pilgrimage, the golden hoop was embedded an inch deeper, and the belt loosened half a foot.
When Sun Wukong's golden cudgel began to melt, the rivers between heaven and earth suddenly stopped, and when the Jiuli Ding emerged from Lingyundu——
Only then did I understand this game that spanned five hundred years:
Lingshan wants my bones to reopen the Jiuli Cauldron, and Heaven wants my blood to recreate the Peach Orchard. But the real roller blind who died in Liusha River actually laid a shocking conspiracy for me before the path to the scriptures was opened...
"Swallow the Xuanming Pearl, and you will be the new Dinghai Divine Needle."
When the remnant soul of Gonggong was bewitching me, the dragon clans from all over the world were arrayed in the clouds, and the demon-suppressing pestles of the Eighteen Arhats were aimed at my spine.
I crushed the golden hoop and laughed: "It turns out that the gods and Buddhas in the sky are afraid that a fish will overturn the chessboard of the Three Realms."
——After this calamity, the 84,000-mile Liusha River hangs upside down at the Gate of Heaven.
