Oh No! I Can’t Hide My Jinxed Fate Anymore

[Comedy + transmigration + face-slapping + clear-headed strong female lead + absurd humor]

Unlucky Tang Tang chokes to death on a single bite of pancake, only to unexpectedly transmigrate to an imaginary dynasty.

“A palace selection?” Tang Tang asks, thinking that transmigrating to this dynasty will finally put an end to her bad luck. Little does she know, her bad luck has followed her here.

On the way to the palace: “Miss, one of our carriage wheels has fallen into a ditch.”

On the first day of the palace selection: “Something terrible has happened! The emperor has died.”

After the former emperor kicks the bucket, Tang Tang is sent to investigate the imperial tombs: “Something terrible has happened! The tombs have collapsed.”

Trying to adjust to life in the palace, she just wants to grow some vegetables in peace. But someone has to cause trouble, and before she knows it, Tang Tang has turned the entire garden upside down.

When she goes horseback riding with Xiao Jingyi, the food she casually feeds the horse makes it vomit and have diarrhea.

Tang Tang looks at the vegetables in her hand. Surely she can't be this unlucky.

To ensure Tang Tang can become empress, Xiao Jingyi sends her to negotiate with an enemy kingdom as an envoy. Unexpectedly, the enemy kingdom's newly enthroned emperor turns out to be a secret rival in love. He may be formidable, but even he can't withstand Tang Tang's bad luck. With Xiao Jingyi no longer there to keep her in check, Tang Tang's misfortune runs rampant through the enemy kingdom. They send her back overnight, along with a peace treaty.

“Sorry, they sent me back.” Tang Tang gives Xiao Jingyi an awkward look. Xiao Jingyi, who has been plotting this for ages, smiles triumphantly at her. “My Tang'er has rendered great service, so I hereby appoint you my empress.”

“Huh?” Tang Tang only wanted to live a quiet life. And now she's become empress.