Lin Xiaoman, the top slacker in her senior year of high school, transmigrates into a famous good-for-nothing of the Spirit Sword Sect with a workbook titled Five Years of Immortal Cultivation, Three Years of Tribulation. She’s bound to a “Merit KPI Sprint System.”
While others ride flying swords, she rides a shared bicycle. While others make pills, she livestreams sales. Reciting “Never Look Down on the Poor Young” with fierce conviction even triggers a forbidden word-spell!
But that cold-faced junior master, who’s practically a walking merit ATM, always appears just as she’s up to mischief:
“Did you use correction fluid to alter the runes in the mountain-protecting formation?”
“Did you pass off your school exercise routine as an ancient sword art?”
“Did you mistake the Hehuan Sect’s sacred relic for a glow stick?”
When Lin Xiaoman pulls out her family’s blue-and-white school uniform, hoping to get away with acting cute, her junior master suddenly pins her against the alchemy furnace. “This venerable one needs a Dao companion. I’ll make sure you earn plenty of merit.”
“Deal!” She whips out a marriage contract in an instant. “Contract first, work second. Merit paid daily during the trial period!”
