The geomagnetic storm is coming in 2024, and Suzhou embroiderer Yu Xiaofei punctured the sky of human civilization with a needle during his live broadcast——
Su embroidery patterns turned into a torrent of data, Zhenhe Tieniu opened his laser eyes, and the square dancing aunt had Cthulhu soaking in her thermos cup. When the West is showing off with star chains, the Luoyang shovel of the East has dug through the quantum plane; when the Statue of Liberty holds a candied haws stick in her hand, Zheng He's starship emerges from the bottom of the Suzhou River.
An MIT graduate holding an ancestral embroidery bag, accompanied by the aunt of the archaeological team who danced "The Most Stunning Ethnic Style", cooked the Mayan mastermind in a nine-square grid hot pot in the BGM of the City God AI pole dance, and used a blue and white porcelain can to store a Bitcoin mining machine. Intangible cultural heritage is not a heritage, it is the ultimate plug-in written into DNA - when movable type printing rises in dimension and becomes a star-destroying cannon, and Zeng Hou Yi's chime rings to reduce the dimension, five thousand years of pressure will eventually be put back in the most fashionable posture!
"Father, you said that intangible cultural heritage is the source code of the future..." Yu Xiaofei pointed the embroidery needle at the sky, "Then let Su embroidery patterns weave the starship orbit of human civilization!"
