When I traveled through time and became Confucius, I originally thought I would recite "Learn and learn from time to time", teach and educate others, and become a role model for all generations.
As a result, the golden finger wheel language system told me——
"Confucianism emphasizes convincing people with reason? No, you must convince people with fists!"
I was stunned, looking at the three thousand disciples with respectful faces, and silently picked up a blue brick...
Since then, Confucianism has changed——
Confucius said: If a friend comes from afar, call him with a brick first, and then call him if he doesn't die!
Confucius said: A gentleman uses his hands more often than his words. After all, he still needs to reason!
Confucius said: The benevolent is invincible, that is, he conquers everyone!
Zilu defeated the princes with one punch, Yan Hui was beaten into a saint, and he once participated in a strong fight against an army of 100,000 people!
All the scholars were frightened, and the kings of the six kingdoms trembled: "Is this... Really Confucianism?"
I picked up the green brick and smiled slightly——
"Of course, Confucianism emphasizes etiquette before fighting. 'Etiquette' means letting you touch a brick first."
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It's so funny, hahahaha, but the pace is so fast, I won't be able to write for long if I only write ancient words.
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It's so funny, hahahaha, but the pace is so fast, I won't be able to write for long if I only write ancient words.