The Final Life of the Buddha Who Was Not of the Dao

[First-person POV + Chinese folk horror + Demon-suppression + Gods and Buddhas + Mystery + Multiple heroines + Ensemble cast + Episodic]

No beating around the bush from the start: I'm seven, and I'm coming clean! I carry the memories of eighty lifetimes and have mastered both Buddhism and Daoism!

Born with innate wisdom that spans reincarnation, I have the spiritual power of all my past lives gathered within me. This should be my final life before I attain Buddhahood on the spot...

But who could have expected that, in this lawless age of decline, those red-skinned devils from the West would fight dirty and try to seize the Buddha's throne while I'm still a frail seven-year-old boy? Then we must uphold the righteous path, suppress evil, and crush those Western demons!

P.S. Heavens, please send me some readers!!!