Slay the Gods: I Own a Retirement Home, and from the Start I Draw Naruto

[Slay the Gods + Lottery + Save Everyone from Sanjiu’s Tragedies + Naruto + Hear Inner Thoughts + Cultivation and Alchemy + Extra Lives + Ruthless + Copy the Goddess, Easy as Pie]

The overworked office drone Murong Zixuan transmigrates into the world of Slay the Gods, becoming the death-row inmate Lu Santian. He qualifies as an administrator at the All-Dimensions Retirement Home, and the first room he opens contains Uzumaki Naruto. He wins the power of the Six Paths in a lottery.

High above the retirement home hangs Li Si, an all-purpose screen born from the resentment of countless readers traumatized by Sanjiu’s tragedies.

Lu Santian, you have to save everyone from that scoundrel Sanjiu’s tragedies! I’ll give you the power to do it!

Lu Santian: Can I work two days on, two days off? Do we get overtime pay?

Fine, I’m in!!!

Zhao Kongcheng? Save him! Old Zhao, you have to look cool, and you have to survive!

The Masked Squad? Save them! Captain, run! I’ll cover you!

Captain Xia Simeng? Save her!! Your phoenix is freaking huge!!!

The Demon Squad? Save them!

I’ll even save Class Monitor Jiang Qian! Why should a good girl die?

And then there’s...

Fair skin, a dainty nose, crimson lips, exquisite features, and a... busty Hongying.

Oh, right, right, you’re Big Brother Wen Qimo’s sweetheart. I won’t steal you away.

But...

Multiple Shadow Clone Jutsu + Transformation Jutsu!

Watch closely, Naruto. That’s how you use ninjutsu!