Summoning Trash? I'll Summon Chinese Mythology Instead!

Summoners are all useless? Fine, fine, keep looking down on me and pushing me around!

Ye Chu, an unworthy descendant of Yan and Huang, respectfully summons the Great Deity of the Three Altars and the Seas, the Third Prince Nezha!

In this world overrun by demons and monsters, only the Eastern Emperor Bell and the Xuanhuang Pagoda can make me feel warm.

What? You say you’re the king of demons and want me to kneel and accept death?

Mists cloak Aolai, flowers perfume its groves. One blow from the Sea-Calming Staff, and ten thousand demons pay their respects. I respectfully summon the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong, King of Huaguo Mountain and master of the Water Curtain Cave!

You call my summons trash? Say that again while looking at the gods and Buddhas filling the sky behind me.