Chen Yuan is a nobody from a tiny, obscure city, with nothing to his name, and he’s 47 years old. The good news is that Heaven has finally opened its eyes and a System has arrived. The bad news is that the System is pretty unreliable, and its missions are truly something else. As for the punishments for failing them, Chen Yuan can only say he’s speechless. The System even livestreams it to the entire world when he tries to kill himself.