——The delivery boy saves the world by opening boxes in the apocalypse? No, he will only make hell mode even crazier!
When the red moon tore through the sky and 80% of humanity turned into bloodthirsty monsters, the system bound to Gu Lin actually made him become a "doomsday blind box dealer." The rewards drawn every day range from [Zombie King Experience Card] to [Group True Love Curse]. Unboxing is a moment of fun, but the result is the crematorium - the resurrected goddess turns into a world-destroying BOSS. The life-saving potion gives the base leaders a collective love brain. Even melon seeds given to zombies can trigger a rewind of civilization.
"All mankind is waiting for my SSR," Gu Lin squatted on the ruins with instant noodles in his mouth, followed by zombie councilors, crazy scientists and a group of teammates who were mutated by props. "But the system never said that drawing cards will collapse the world line!"
When an alien agreement comes, the life-and-death decision becomes a question of probability: Should I bet all human lives on a reset button, or should I use his "African Chief's Guide to Self-Rescue" to turn the doomsday into a grand black comedy?
